
The 7-day audio experience that decodes your Moon Sign so clarity & calm become your new normal and your next steps feel like home, not hustle.
Activate My Cheat CodeTo everyone else, it looks like you're crushing it.
But on the inside?
You're one problem away from completely losing it.Â
Now your energy is crying for something more.Â
Something that lights you up instead of just getting through the day.Â
The Cosmic Cheat Code is where you get to tune in to future you - because she already knows exactly what you need.Â
Let's Crack the Code
This is for you if…
You're a high-functioning woman who...
- Needs clarity… not another personality quiz or morning routine
- Carries success like armor and is ready to soften into truth
- Doesn’t want to blow up her life, just calibrate her energy
- Is no longer willing to outsource her emotional peace
- Feels something deeper is calling but doesn’t know how to answer
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If you’ve ever thought: “I know what I don’t want, but I don’t know what I do want…” this is where you begin.
Join Now for $453 Signs You are Hijacking Your Power & Clarity
01.
You're stuck in Fight-or-Flight
If your nervous system is buzzing on overdrive, you're not in your power you’re in protection mode.
And protection mode doesn’t make room for intuition, creativity, or clarity.
It keeps you chasing control and calling it “drive.”
02.
You're living for the weekend or your next "break"
You’re clocking in and counting down.
That’s 5 out of 7 days each week, or 260 out of 365, wished away.
You’re not present.
You’re just pushing through.
03.
You think you're the problem, and you keep trying to fix yourself
But it’s not you.
You’re living out a blueprint downloaded from childhood, culture, and survival. It’s been running without your permission.
The issue isn’t that you’re broken. It’s that you’re disconnected from what you actually need.
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Cosmic Cheat Code helps you reroute the loop.
Not through more healing. But through tuning in.
This is how you stop clenching and start calibrating
Astrology isn't the answer. It's the gateway.
You don't need fixing. You need a strategy that meets you where you are.Â
These audio's don't tell you who you are. They help you tune into who you've always been.Â
Because forward movement doesn't come from another breakthrough.
It comes from emotional reconnection

Inside the Cosmic Cheat Code:
Your Next Level of Awareness Awaits
7 Private Podcast Drops
Bite-sized. Energy-rich. Less than 15 minutes a day.
Moon Sign Decoder
Your personalized map to emotional neutrality + awareness.
Emotional Pattern Recognition
Understand why you react the way you do, and how to reroute them.
Align your ambition with your intuition
Because more effort isn't your next move. Better wiring is.

"I loved that this was in a podcast format, and listening to Lauren each day..."
Before implementing the tools I learned in the Cosmic Cheat Code, I was feeling stuck and low, and now I’m feeling I'm feeling empowered.
I was interested in using Astrology as a guide. In everyday life, we mostly hear about our Sun Sign, having the focus on the Moon Sign was really enlightening.
Tiffany Faber, Success Coach

"The Cosmic Cheat Code came Just at the right time..."
My Pisces moon feels a lot of things and it makes it hard just to navigate the day sometimes. I had a difficult experience on Sunday and by the end of episode 1 I knew how I needed to respond from a place of neutrality. I felt my emotions, but moved through them. The ability to recover quickly keeps me from spiraling on them, this program unlocked a new level of emotional freedom for me.
Mailette Lopez, Entrepreneur & CEO

"I’m cringing at my areas for awareness...."
As an Aquarius Moon, I’ve always filtered emotions through logic. But this experience helped me see how that pattern leads me to isolate when I’m overwhelmed—and how it might make me come off as emotionally unavailable, especially with my husband. That hit hard. Now I’m choosing presence over protection, and it’s already changing the way I relate.
Danielle Couldry, Sales Execuitive

Hey There!Â
A Little About Me
I’ve led multi-million dollar strategy sessions and sat in the boardrooms they say define success. But behind the scenes? I was emotionally over-functioning, spiritually exhausted, and reactive as hell.
A #MeToo moment cracked it all open. I walked away from my high-powered life with nothing but an inner knowing: There has to be more than just surviving success.
Now, I blend astrology, neuroscience, and subconscious reprogramming (like Rapid Resolution Therapy + Neurolinguistic Programming) to help women like you stop spiraling and start self-trusting.
I built Cosmic Cheat Code because I wish I had it:
✦  A daily audio ritual that felt like a recalibration, not more homework
✦ A system that showed me I wasn’t broken—just disconnected
✦ A method that returned me to my clearest, calmest, most congruent self
This is where power stops performing. And starts feeling like peace.
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Learn More7-days to more Energetic Awareness
Program Breakdown

Episode 1: Sunday
Theme: Awareness & Activation
How You'll Feel:
-  You start your week feeling seen, softened, and safe to be yourself, without judgment.
- That moment of “Ohhh… so that’s why I respond that way” will hit like a light bulb.Â
- "Wow, it's only the end of day 1 and I can’t wait to learn more already!" - Danielle C

Episode 2: Monday
Theme: Pattern Recognition Step 1
How You'll Feel:
- You'll stop taking everything so personally.
- Imagine what: Less gaslighting and more understanding your inner dialogue would feel like... #delicious
- You'll turn down the criticism and turn up the curiosity on what patterns are showing up.

Day 3: Tuesday
Theme: Neutrality & Nervous System Awareness
How You'll Feel:
- Shift from “feeling bad” to feeling through without spiraling or shutting down.
- By the end of today, emotions feel like visitors, not invaders. You'll notice more calm, more clarity, and more capacity.

Episode 4:Â Wednesday
Theme: Rewiring Old Programs
How you'll feel:Â
- You'll feel your old triggers start losing their grip.
- This is the day your power shifts from over-performing and overthinking into presence and peace.
- "This work is so out of my wheelhouse. I am embracing it, but it feels so nice to not be angry or reactive. Very peaceful." CG, Cosmic Cheat Code Participant

Episode 5:Â Thursday
Theme: Pattern Recognition Step 2
How You'll Feel:
- You will begin to recognize how your emotional blueprint expresses itself under pressure and why trying to “stay positive” isn’t the move.
- Your mind will feel a little more spacious.Â
- The loop doesn't loop as loudly anymore and your emotional insight? Sharper, more intuitive, and more on point.

Day 6:Â Friday
Theme: Identity Shifting
How You'll feel :
- Clear, empowered, and ready to make your next move from alignment, not anxiety.
- You won’t just think differently, you’ll start showing up differently.
- “Decisions feel cleaner. Like I finally know what’s a yes for me, and I’m not scared to act on it.” Mailette L.

Episode 7: Saturday
Theme: Integration & Embodiment
How You'll Feel:
- "Thank you for the gift each day this week!" LB, Cosmic Cheat Code Participant
- The noise quiets. The doubt dissolves. You’ve downloaded a new way of being.
- You'll feel it land - in your body, in your breath, and in your energy.
Your future self is already living this.
Clear. Calm. Fully charged.
Come meet her.
I'm Ready to tune in


Save Your Seat
We're About to Begin
You’ve read the signs.
You’ve felt the quiet ache for more clarity, more ease, more you.
Now it’s time to listen to what your gut and your future self already know:
This isn’t another task on your to-do list. It’s a 7-day return to calm, clarity, and emotional congruence.
You’ll feel:
- More present in your body and less reactive in your life
- Rooted, clear, and grounded in your emotional world
- In tune with what you need and able to honor it without guilt
- Aligned from the inside out no performing, no proving, just presence
Because you don’t need another strategy.
You need a new state of being.
And she’s one choice away.
Give me the cheat code